Weird. Attractive 26 yr old secretary candidate has literally no online presence

Very cute, and look forward to looking at her every day, but...
Alpha Dog  08/07/17
Wife material
LTDanCaffey, COO of Full Diversity Partners  08/07/17
seriously. My type too.
Alpha Dog  08/07/17
ABORT | ABORT | ABORT
(O)|||||||(O)  08/07/17
(op's text to secretary 6 months from now)
boyfriend  08/16/17
What's her number
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire  08/07/17
What's his name?
Alex Jones  08/07/17
...
weird blob of shit from another dimension  08/11/17
...
"'""'"''""  08/14/17
either wife material or shady as fuck
Stu Lantz  08/07/17
She could be a really chill, low key person thats not into s...
JCM is retired until her porn story is finished  08/07/17
yeah, I thought about the second, especially since she is go...
Alpha Dog  08/07/17
there's nothing wrong with not having a social media presenc...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle  08/14/17
yay. She started today, and is cuter than I even remembered...
Alpha Dog  08/11/17
i rent to a woman like this. turns out she is severely menta...
Frank Lloyd Wrong  08/11/17
describe her mental illness please
ethereum trillionaire  08/14/17
Recluse
corporate warrior poet  08/14/17
Toilet monster delusion
CONNOR.  08/14/17
i gave her a ride to the grocery store once when her car was...
Frank Lloyd Wrong  08/14/17
She sounds hot.
Rudolph  08/16/17
Describe her
chander (retired)  08/14/17
tall (5'9"?), thin w/ natural B's, dirty blonde hair
Alpha Dog  08/16/17
Unghhhh are you in LA? I had a hot secretary like that once...
chander (retired)  08/16/17
No, SF. I mean she isn't "hot" really, at lea...
Alpha Dog  08/16/17
She fucking sounds exactly like the hot secretary I had once...
chander (retired)  08/16/17
A lot of people just use fake names on FB/IG now.
Buck "The Club" Paulette  08/14/17
Glad you decided to hire her. We social media avoiders need ...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket  08/14/17
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle  08/14/17
You can help her online presence out by poasting a pic, brot...
Let's dispel with this fiction  08/14/17
...
chander (retired)  08/14/17
no media presence, so no pics to poast.
Alpha Dog  08/16/17


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Alpha Dog


2:13 PM - August 7th, 2017

Very cute, and look forward to looking at her every day, but nothing. Can't find her on Facebook, Linkedin, etc. It is like she doesn't exist....but we did a background check and she does.


LTDanCaffey, COO of Full Diversity Partners


2:13 PM - August 7th, 2017

Wife material


Alpha Dog


2:21 PM - August 7th, 2017

seriously. My type too.


(O)|||||||(O)


2:13 PM - August 7th, 2017

ABORT | ABORT | ABORT


boyfriend

(Het+Cis)


8:33 PM - August 16th, 2017

(op's text to secretary 6 months from now)


Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire

(Wilbur Mercer)


2:14 PM - August 7th, 2017

What's her number


Alex Jones


2:15 PM - August 7th, 2017

What's his name?


weird blob of shit from another dimension

(that has telepathic powers)


4:19 PM - August 11th, 2017


\"\'\"\"\'\"\'\'\"\"


4:49 PM - August 14th, 2017


Stu Lantz


2:23 PM - August 7th, 2017

either wife material or shady as fuck


JCM is retired until her porn story is finished

(the artist formerly known as Julius Caesar's Mistress)


2:26 PM - August 7th, 2017

She could be a really chill, low key person thats not into social media

Could also have been victim of domestic violence or stalked in the past. Those women oftentimes have no social media presence


Alpha Dog


2:27 PM - August 7th, 2017

yeah, I thought about the second, especially since she is good looking.

on the first, you would have to be proactive to have as little of a presence as she has.


Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle


4:48 PM - August 14th, 2017

there's nothing wrong with not having a social media presence


Alpha Dog


4:17 PM - August 11th, 2017

yay. She started today, and is cuter than I even remembered.

The little things!


Frank Lloyd Wrong


4:20 PM - August 11th, 2017

i rent to a woman like this. turns out she is severely mentally ill


ethereum trillionaire


4:20 PM - August 14th, 2017

describe her mental illness please


corporate warrior poet


4:22 PM - August 14th, 2017

Recluse


CONNOR.


4:46 PM - August 14th, 2017

Toilet monster delusion


Frank Lloyd Wrong


4:49 PM - August 14th, 2017

i gave her a ride to the grocery store once when her car was broken down and she told me her life story how her dad and brother want to kill her so she is in hiding and she parks her car in the woods so they cant see it if they drive by (they live a few states away). at the end of the drive i unhooked my phone from the charger and put it in my pocket and she says "what was that, you weren't recording me were you?"

she has all mail sent to a made up name. she thinks the neighbor is stealing her water. she only drives old model cars because an EMP blast will disable cars with computers in them. lots of things


Rudolph


8:42 PM - August 16th, 2017

She sounds hot.


chander (retired)


4:50 PM - August 14th, 2017

Describe her


Alpha Dog


8:14 PM - August 16th, 2017

tall (5'9"?), thin w/ natural B's, dirty blonde hair


chander (retired)


8:43 PM - August 16th, 2017

Unghhhh are you in LA? I had a hot secretary like that once but she left the firm, maybe it's the same chick


Alpha Dog


8:45 PM - August 16th, 2017

No, SF.

I mean she isn't "hot" really, at least not in an LA way....she is clearly very conservative with dress and not flirty or anything.


chander (retired)


8:47 PM - August 16th, 2017

She fucking sounds exactly like the hot secretary I had once in terms of description and she has no online presence as well.

Hot in terms of law firm hot. I usually work with hideous women


Buck \"The Club\" Paulette


4:51 PM - August 14th, 2017

A lot of people just use fake names on FB/IG now.


Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket


4:52 PM - August 14th, 2017

Glad you decided to hire her. We social media avoiders need jobs too.


Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle


4:53 PM - August 14th, 2017


Let\'s dispel with this fiction


4:53 PM - August 14th, 2017

You can help her online presence out by poasting a pic, brother.


chander (retired)


5:11 PM - August 14th, 2017


Alpha Dog


8:15 PM - August 16th, 2017

no media presence, so no pics to poast.