Made a tasteless joke in front of family - did not go over well. Kill self?

Had a big family get together because a relative had just ha...
Frank Lloyd Wrong  03/04/17
i laughed hard
.,,,,,,....,.,..,,,,.,.  03/04/17
lol
Maori woman feeding on your garmonbozia  03/04/17
LOL
Gloostick  03/04/17
...
Don Kihote  03/04/17
180
information superhighway  03/04/17
...
Thomas Smith, your landscaper  03/04/17
Lol
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire  03/04/17
...
Consuela  03/04/17
grow a beard
The Citadel of the Autist  03/04/17
I was implying that he was fucking his niece
Frank Lloyd Wrong  03/04/17
we got that. you're fine but good luck ever having them t...
eel  03/04/17
erryone's a winner!
Punctuation Monica  03/04/17
Heh
spaceporn2525  03/05/17
...
htt  03/04/17
Sandusky Jr
eel  03/04/17
...
chilmata  03/04/17
Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.
Thomas The Transactional Associate  03/04/17
That's when you know you've been poasting too much. When ...
We are all monarchists now  03/04/17
^^^
fat  03/04/17
...
Nintendo $witch  03/04/17
...
NGR  03/04/17
Killself is always CR
CapTTTainFalcon  03/04/17
fuck those uptight normies
spritezero  03/04/17
lol'd
Light Black Poaster  03/04/17
pretty good
NGR  03/04/17
...
Oh, you travel?  03/04/17
Ljl friend
biglaw lives don't matter  03/04/17
p funny
as warren buffet says,  03/04/17
fuck ur prudish family. we cool.
anonymous gay poster  03/04/17
Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.
Toro X  03/04/17
this is actually probably a credited response as long as ...
fat  03/04/17
You watch the American Cup today at all?
Toro X  03/04/17
Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.
fat  03/04/17
...
Thomas Smith, your landscaper  03/05/17
Cr
as warren buffet says,  03/05/17
He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time
L7 weenie  03/05/17
cr
lsd  06/16/17
CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IF...
CirCiSp__Frate  06/16/17
...
'''''''''''"''  03/04/17
...
charlie brown  03/04/17
Lol
Non sequitur  03/05/17
Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their ne...
spritezero  03/05/17
That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean bec...
Konami  03/05/17
hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).
pepito .  03/05/17
...
:D  03/05/17
lmao
Judas Jones  03/05/17
...
your first cigarette of the morning  03/05/17
cr family member response would have been, "what's your...
Dr. Thunder  03/05/17
Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are ...
Dickey Simpkins  03/05/17
Tell her the joke pussy
Frank Lloyd Wrong  03/05/17
...
Frank Lloyd Wrong  06/16/17
...
Nintendo $witch  03/05/17
#goyproblems jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring ...
Pina Toro III  03/05/17
...
Pina Toro III  05/11/17
...
Frank Lloyd Wrong  05/11/17
...
scholarship  05/11/17
...
LetsGetOutofThisTown  06/16/17
That's hilarious bro
boomerboat  06/16/17


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Frank Lloyd Wrong


7:54 PM - March 4th, 2017

Had a big family get together because a relative had just had a kid.

At dinner one of the guys who is single, tells a story about how he recently went to his nieces birthday party, and now he wants to get a vasectomy. I said "it'd be cheaper just to buy her Plan B"

Not a single person laughed, a few groaned, and it was silent from then on


.,,,,,,....,.,..,,,,.,.


7:56 PM - March 4th, 2017

i laughed

hard


Maori woman feeding on your garmonbozia


7:56 PM - March 4th, 2017

lol


Gloostick


7:56 PM - March 4th, 2017

LOL


Don Kihote


7:57 PM - March 4th, 2017


information superhighway


7:57 PM - March 4th, 2017

180


Thomas Smith, your landscaper


7:58 PM - March 4th, 2017


Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire

(Wilbur Mercer)


7:59 PM - March 4th, 2017

Lol


Consuela


7:59 PM - March 4th, 2017


The Citadel of the Autist


8:00 PM - March 4th, 2017

grow a beard


Frank Lloyd Wrong


8:05 PM - March 4th, 2017

I was implying that he was fucking his niece


eel


8:07 PM - March 4th, 2017

we got that.

you're fine but good luck ever having them trust you around their kids again.


Punctuation Monica


8:17 PM - March 4th, 2017

erryone's a winner!


spaceporn2525


3:37 PM - March 5th, 2017

Heh


htt


8:09 PM - March 4th, 2017


eel


8:09 PM - March 4th, 2017

Sandusky Jr


chilmata

(poasting from a flawless horse stance)


8:12 PM - March 4th, 2017


Thomas The Transactional Associate


8:32 PM - March 4th, 2017

Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.


We are all monarchists now

(lamarcusalllibsdridge@gmail.com)


8:52 PM - March 4th, 2017

That's when you know you've been poasting too much.

When you think other people in polite company would find your xo jokes funny.

I mean it was hilarious but lol they will talk about this behind your back for a while


fat


10:06 PM - March 4th, 2017

^^^


Nintendo $witch

(¡Adios, America!)


10:13 PM - March 4th, 2017


NGR

(Marchin Lootin Koon)


10:26 PM - March 4th, 2017


CapTTTainFalcon


8:53 PM - March 4th, 2017

Killself is always CR


spritezero


10:14 PM - March 4th, 2017

fuck those uptight normies


Light Black Poaster


10:18 PM - March 4th, 2017

lol'd


NGR

(Marchin Lootin Koon)


10:26 PM - March 4th, 2017

pretty good


Oh, you travel?


10:27 PM - March 4th, 2017


biglaw lives don\'t matter

((retired) (retired))


10:30 PM - March 4th, 2017

Ljl friend


as warren buffet says,

(dj trump on the 1s & 2s, easy d on the mic)


10:32 PM - March 4th, 2017

p funny


anonymous gay poster


10:33 PM - March 4th, 2017

fuck ur prudish family. we cool.


Toro X


10:43 PM - March 4th, 2017

Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.


fat


10:45 PM - March 4th, 2017

this is actually probably a credited response

as long as this new joke isn't sexual, family will likely just think that OP is now an offensive douche. being viewed as an offensive douche >>>>>>>>>> being viewed as a pedophile


Toro X


10:47 PM - March 4th, 2017

You watch the American Cup today at all?


fat


10:48 PM - March 4th, 2017

Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.


Thomas Smith, your landscaper


12:48 AM - March 5th, 2017


as warren buffet says,

(dj trump on the 1s & 2s, easy d on the mic)


12:53 AM - March 5th, 2017

Cr


L7 weenie

(£j£)


2:07 PM - March 5th, 2017

He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time


lsd

(C++)


7:37 PM - June 16th, 2017

cr


CirCiSp__Frate

(No Tea, No Shade)


7:51 PM - June 16th, 2017

CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IFNB. Prbly get respect from the brehs after IFNB.


\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'


10:50 PM - March 4th, 2017


charlie brown

(*unzips*)


10:51 PM - March 4th, 2017


Non sequitur


1:32 PM - March 5th, 2017

Lol


spritezero


1:37 PM - March 5th, 2017

Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their newborn and lots of people were making a big fuss over it. Some of my co wokers standing next to me remarked on how cute they thought the baby was. I *joked*: "Meh, it's a 4, maybe a 5... Don't get me wrong, I would--but I'd have to be pretty drunk." Joke was not well received.


Konami


1:41 PM - March 5th, 2017

That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean because of the subject matter. You're probably on the spectrum if you thought that would go over well in any context.


pepito .


1:42 PM - March 5th, 2017

hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).


:D

(5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)


6:49 PM - March 5th, 2017


Judas Jones


1:38 PM - March 5th, 2017

lmao


your first cigarette of the morning


1:39 PM - March 5th, 2017


Dr. Thunder

(Dr. Thunder)


1:41 PM - March 5th, 2017

cr family member response would have been, "what's your moniker?"


Dickey Simpkins


2:05 PM - March 5th, 2017

Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are very different places.

FWIW, I laughed at the joke and my wife asked what was so funny and I made up some bs rather than show her the real joke.


Frank Lloyd Wrong


2:08 PM - March 5th, 2017

Tell her the joke pussy


Frank Lloyd Wrong


7:18 PM - June 16th, 2017


Nintendo $witch

(¡Adios, America!)


6:48 PM - March 5th, 2017


Pina Toro III

(*)


3:18 PM - March 5th, 2017

#goyproblems

jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring dullards


Pina Toro III

(*)


3:36 PM - May 11th, 2017


Frank Lloyd Wrong


3:35 PM - May 11th, 2017


scholarship


3:36 PM - May 11th, 2017


LetsGetOutofThisTown


7:21 PM - June 16th, 2017


boomerboat


7:52 PM - June 16th, 2017

That's hilarious bro