My wife fucked our racist neighbor.

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fou...
tree man  07/06/16
'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties...
The Third Man in the Ring  07/06/16
...
im Ruhestand (retired)  07/12/17
i like how you worked mewl in there.
[account temporarily suspended]  07/06/16
...
Cass Sunstein's Faceful of Pubes  07/06/16
been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, pe...
michael doodikoff  07/07/16
...
Subtle Hipster Troll  07/06/16
...
Dr. Gay  07/06/16
trump supporters are a strange bunch
.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  07/06/16
...
Library Bathroom Holocaust  07/06/16
(fatceps)
"'"  07/06/16
Wow. I am hard.
Alex Jones  07/06/16
...
Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180  07/06/16
...
.,.,...,....,.,:,,:,.,.,:,:,...,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,.  07/06/16
...
adderall  07/06/16
lotta really great stuff in here brother
the gorgon  07/06/16
every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really wei...
beckersted's ghost.  07/06/16
I like it here
nopayenogain  07/06/16
Me too.
Libs died. 180!  07/06/16
oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder ...
beckersted's ghost.  07/06/16
...
Shmuli  07/06/16
...
baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership  07/12/17
Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July
pooncream  07/06/16
In fact that's the title
nopayenogain  07/06/16
...
Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate  07/06/16
Mike posted a pic of the encounter: http://i.imgur.com/cR...
Bitcoin  07/06/16
die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work
{:{|}  07/06/16
This thread is worse than the picture
''''"'"''"'''  07/06/16
No, it is not
{:{|}  07/06/16
You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, co...
Bitcoin  07/06/16
...
Ciroc Obama  07/06/16
It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser...
{:{|}  07/06/16
lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hop...
the gorgon  07/06/16
Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to ...
{:{|}  07/06/16
(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to ...
the gorgon  07/06/16
Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you f...
{:{|}  07/06/16
truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging
the gorgon  07/06/16
That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike pos...
{:{|}  07/06/16
You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blo...
dirte  07/06/16
I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE J...
{:{|}  07/06/16
youre wrong here faggot.
pepito .  07/22/17
I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fight...
lawman8  07/06/16
This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort th...
imanxoxoposter  07/06/16
(triggering memories dood)
{:{|}  07/06/16
...
donny (retired)  07/06/16
Keep ur head up tree man! Also lmao @ "The party was...
boyfriend  07/06/16
this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detai...
beckersted's ghost.  07/06/16
I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful
boyfriend  07/06/16
on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious: "...
beckersted's ghost.  07/06/16
Gonna need to see this slam poem
Get Thee To The Rapery  07/06/16
...
Carl Spackler  07/06/16
...
beckersted's ghost.  07/06/16
...
cannon  07/07/16
...
Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180  07/10/16
...
xt  07/06/16
...
............;;....,,;;..,;,;;;;...;;;;;;.,......  07/06/16
(Pumo's neighbor)
Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate  07/06/16
...
DamnDaddy sexualising your cock with a FLESHLIGHT  07/06/16
I better see this on reddit later on....
DamnDaddy sexualising your cock with a FLESHLIGHT  07/06/16
...
{:{|}  07/06/16
meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual ...
.,.,.:.,,.:.,.,:,,:,.::,:.:,...:.,:,.,.:.,.,:.::,.  07/06/16
(low IQ cuck)
{:{|}  07/06/16
...
.,.,......,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,....,:,,,.:.:.,:.::,..  07/06/16
...
..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,...,,,  07/06/16
I love treeman
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!  07/06/16
"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hopin...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,  07/06/16
...
Buddy not comin back up  07/06/16
...
..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,...,,,  07/06/16
Cr
pooncream  07/06/16
lmao
beckersted's ghost.  07/06/16
...
Ciroc Obama  07/06/16
...
Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate  07/06/16
...
Baltimore Orioles  07/06/16
...
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!  03/13/17
...
boner police  07/06/16
180 stuff. Love it.
michael doodikoff  07/06/16
Omg 180
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.  07/06/16
180 tree man
borders  07/06/16
Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?
Judas Jones  07/06/16
...
xo shapovalov  07/07/16
...
acr  07/06/16
tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo
Ciroc Obama  07/06/16
...
Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate  07/06/16
...
Alex Jones  06/17/17
Both rock hard and laughing. 180, brother.
Putin  07/06/16
This has the potential to become a popular genre for millenn...
{:{|}  07/06/16
Read this 50 times now and still not seeing how this bro is ...
gibberish  07/06/16
(racist neighbor)
Ciroc Obama  07/06/16
...
les  07/06/16
tyft
bowlcut autist  07/06/16
Not that interesting, but thanks for trying so hard.
disabled CA man wheeling towards a small business  07/06/16
(susan)
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!  07/07/16
...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.  07/07/16
...
dirte  07/07/16
...
.....,////..........  12/15/16
...
(((Asst. A.G. David Lee Rothstein)))  03/13/17
thank u for outstanding attention to detail e.g. the Kore...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.  07/07/16
Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two bloc...
Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180  07/10/16
...
michael doodikoff  12/15/16
...
endorsed by ICEngard  03/13/17
amazing
A Jurisprudence is Performed  05/19/17
...
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!  12/15/16
solid bump
bowlcut autist  12/15/16
"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a ...
the gorgon  12/15/16
...
longmo  12/15/16
...
Subtle Hipster Troll  12/15/16
...
charlie brown  03/13/17
...
Risten  03/13/17
...
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!  05/19/17
I don't know how to make barbecue. I don't know how to make ...
Libs died. 180!  05/19/17
there is some hilarious detail in almost every single senten...
michael doodikoff  05/19/17
so true
Libs died. 180!  05/19/17
...
prince  05/19/17
...
charlie brown  05/19/17
courtesy bump
charlie brown  06/17/17
...
Piglet  06/17/17
...
Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180  06/17/17
Anniversary bump
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!  07/12/17
...
charlie brown  07/12/17
180
Autistic Chad spanking ur wife like metronome  07/12/17
...
Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180  07/12/17
Tree Man is a personal hero of mine.
Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)  07/12/17
...
baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership  07/12/17
it's insane how good this is
Stringer Bell Gunning in Macroecon Class  07/12/17
...
prince  07/22/17
...
charlie brown  07/22/17
...
Slow Children Playing  07/22/17


Poast new message in this thread



tree man


6:43 AM - July 6th, 2016

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fourth of July, my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept. My wife suggested that our neighbors would be gratified if we had some barbecue. I don't know how to make barbecue. My wife suggested we invite Mike and Susan, because they have a barbecue and probably know how to barbecue.

Mike arrived wearing a red Trump hat, which I thought was obnoxious and racist, but before I had a chance for a bro-on-bro conversation, he brushed past me to set up the grill. Susan followed close behind, with their five children in tow. She made an apple pie. I quizzed her on the ingredients, but she wasn't giving up her secrets that easily! I tried a slice. Delicious!

My wife had changed into a Stars and Stripes bikini, one I didn't even know she had. She was now prancing around the pool, passing out beers, flirtatiously bending over to give all the men a nice long look at her cleavage. Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. The other men were more subtle, but I could see their little smirks and grins. My wife was particularly attentive to Mike, as I could tell from the multiple times her body would "accidentally" brush against him. I cracked open a beer and watched in delighted agony.

Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth. Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the "girl patties." I sniffed and went upstairs to watch the baby.

My wife got out of the pool and came inside to rinse. I shut the bathroom door as she showered her wonderful naked body. "We have to talk," I said. I explained that Mike would no longer be acceptable as a guest in our house after this party, because I knew him to be a racist. My wife nodded, then shooed me out of the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she stayed clear of Mike and began flirting with other men.

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me. His kids were fussing about the fireworks show. Finally, Susan said she would drive them down to the harbor to look at the fireworks. Our other guests agreed that sounded like fun. Mike said he'd join them after cleaning the grill. I went upstairs to check on our son again. He was fast asleep.

When I came down, Mike was just finishing up. He had gathered all the rubbish from the patio into a large black bag and hauled to the dumpster. As she washed the dishes, my wife watched Mike's thick muscular back through the kitchen window. The door opened and Mike went into the kitchen to wash his hands. As he toweled his giant manpaws, my wife suddenly turned to him and asked what he thought about her.

"What do you mean?" Mike said.

My wife shut off the faucet and leaned forward, her cleavage framed in the perfect scoop of her neckline. Her wet hands ran along her shirt, giving visible outline to her erect nipples. She drew closer to Mike, her fingers lightly stroking his chest, tracing down to his hips. Mike smiled.

"What do you think of these?" In a swift motion, she lifted up her shirt, showing her beautiful naked breasts.

Mike gasped. "They're beautiful." He turned to me. "Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

I grinned painfully, my eyes shot through with fear. How dare she do this before my eyes! How dare she disrespect me like this.

"You can be lucky too," she said to Mike.

"But Susan--"

"But Susan." My wife giggled. Her fingers lightly danced to the tent Mike was pitching in his trousers.

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

And he did. In a moment, they were transported by crazy lust, pulling each other's clothes off and fucking right before my astonished eyes on the kitchen counter. I felt the protest rise to my throat, coming out only as pathetic mewl. I buried my face in the couch, crying tears of rage and shame as their moans grew louder and longer. I looked up, only to see the strong muscular Mike plowing with his gigantic member into my wife's willing vulnerable cunt. I beat the pillow. "This must stop! This must stop!"

Mike stopped for a moment, confused, but my wife gently encouraged him to take her from behind. "tree man won't do anything." Her mocking laugh filled the house, as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool.

I returned to find Mike pumping away at my wife. Sopping wet, I collapsed into a useless heap and watched them ecstatically fuck each other senseless. Mike shot his load deep into my wife's pussy and she sucked him off. They showered and left to watch the fireworks.

I have not spoken to my wife since she returned.


The Third Man in the Ring


6:52 AM - July 6th, 2016

'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth.'

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


im Ruhestand (retired)


9:24 PM - July 12th, 2017


[account temporarily suspended]

(artist formerly known as prince)


6:50 AM - July 6th, 2016

i like how you worked mewl in there.


Cass Sunstein\'s Faceful of Pubes


1:00 PM - July 6th, 2016


michael doodikoff


11:12 AM - July 7th, 2016

been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, perfect for this scenario.


Subtle Hipster Troll


6:52 AM - July 6th, 2016


Dr. Gay

(Sloterdijk's placenta)


7:05 AM - July 6th, 2016


.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


7:20 AM - July 6th, 2016

trump supporters are a strange bunch


Library Bathroom Holocaust

(https://youtu.be/UX_l2InVI5c?t=8)


7:33 AM - July 6th, 2016


\"\'\"


7:36 AM - July 6th, 2016

(fatceps)


Alex Jones


8:07 AM - July 6th, 2016

Wow. I am hard.


Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180


8:17 AM - July 6th, 2016


.,.,...,....,.,:,,:,.,.,:,:,...,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,.


4:21 PM - July 6th, 2016


adderall


8:10 AM - July 6th, 2016


the gorgon


8:32 AM - July 6th, 2016

lotta really great stuff in here brother


beckersted\'s ghost.


8:49 AM - July 6th, 2016

every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really weird place.


nopayenogain


8:50 AM - July 6th, 2016

I like it here


Libs died. 180!


8:53 AM - July 6th, 2016

Me too.


beckersted\'s ghost.


8:53 AM - July 6th, 2016

oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder helps every once in a while.


Shmuli


9:06 AM - July 6th, 2016


baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership


9:43 PM - July 12th, 2017


pooncream


8:53 AM - July 6th, 2016

Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July


nopayenogain


8:54 AM - July 6th, 2016

In fact that's the title


Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate


1:04 PM - July 6th, 2016


Bitcoin


8:59 AM - July 6th, 2016

Mike posted a pic of the encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/cRwciFM.png


{:{|}


1:14 PM - July 6th, 2016

die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work


\'\'\'\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\'\'\'


2:58 PM - July 6th, 2016

This thread is worse than the picture


{:{|}


3:12 PM - July 6th, 2016

No, it is not


Bitcoin


3:21 PM - July 6th, 2016

You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, cock size, and cuckoldry blog.


Ciroc Obama

(autist-in-residence)


3:32 PM - July 6th, 2016


{:{|}


6:50 PM - July 6th, 2016

It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser.


the gorgon


6:32 PM - July 6th, 2016

lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hope you don't get fired from the call center!


{:{|}


6:41 PM - July 6th, 2016

Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to add (NSFW), but I guess it is better not to click the links just in case because the bort is now infested with smug cum sucking faggot kikes like you.


the gorgon


7:34 PM - July 6th, 2016

(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to the unexpected. since he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter described in the OP, yeah I smugly think you look like an absolute moron for flipping out lol jfc xo 2016


{:{|}


7:46 PM - July 6th, 2016

Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you fucking used car salesman who had to get a JD because kikes are "elite"


the gorgon


7:50 PM - July 6th, 2016

truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging


{:{|}


7:56 PM - July 6th, 2016

That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike posted a pic of the encounter" as "he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter" and then prances around exuberant about himself.


dirte


8:59 PM - July 6th, 2016

You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blocking software (at least at my company). And even if it isn't SFW, do you not have your own office? Are you in a cube farm or something?

Either way... it was pretty obvious that it was a dirty pic. Simmer down.


{:{|}


9:02 PM - July 6th, 2016

I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE JEW PORNOFILTH popping up on my screen without warning.


pepito .


8:36 AM - July 22nd, 2017

youre wrong here faggot.


lawman8


9:05 AM - July 6th, 2016

I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fighting the good fight, brother!


imanxoxoposter


9:10 AM - July 6th, 2016

This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort the OP made, waking up early at 6am, to write this garbage on a deplorable message board.


{:{|}


1:33 PM - July 6th, 2016

(triggering memories dood)


donny (retired)


9:13 AM - July 6th, 2016


boyfriend


9:16 AM - July 6th, 2016

Keep ur head up tree man!

Also lmao @ "The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world."


beckersted\'s ghost.


9:44 AM - July 6th, 2016

this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detail imho is mike throwing out the trash.


boyfriend


10:06 AM - July 6th, 2016

I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful


beckersted\'s ghost.


3:16 PM - July 6th, 2016

on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious:

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.


Get Thee To The Rapery


9:16 AM - July 6th, 2016

Gonna need to see this slam poem


Carl Spackler


1:01 PM - July 6th, 2016


beckersted\'s ghost.


3:14 PM - July 6th, 2016


cannon


11:00 AM - July 7th, 2016


Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180


1:43 PM - July 10th, 2016


xt


9:41 AM - July 6th, 2016


............;;....,,;;..,;,;;;;...;;;;;;.,......


10:49 AM - July 6th, 2016


Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate


1:01 PM - July 6th, 2016

(Pumo's neighbor)


DamnDaddy sexualising your cock with a FLESHLIGHT


1:04 PM - July 6th, 2016


DamnDaddy sexualising your cock with a FLESHLIGHT


1:05 PM - July 6th, 2016

I better see this on reddit later on....


{:{|}


1:34 PM - July 6th, 2016


.,.,.:.,,.:.,.,:,,:,.::,:.:,...:.,:,.,.:.,.,:.::,.


1:05 PM - July 6th, 2016

meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual detail


{:{|}


1:34 PM - July 6th, 2016

(low IQ cuck)


.,.,......,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,....,:,,,.:.:.,:.::,..


2:40 PM - July 6th, 2016


..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,...,,,


1:06 PM - July 6th, 2016


EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!

( )


1:17 PM - July 6th, 2016

I love treeman


.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,


1:37 PM - July 6th, 2016

"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool."

oddly the most vivid, captivating imagery in the whole piece


Buddy not comin back up

(Marchin Lootin Koon)


1:44 PM - July 6th, 2016


..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,...,,,


2:10 PM - July 6th, 2016


pooncream


2:31 PM - July 6th, 2016

Cr


beckersted\'s ghost.


3:15 PM - July 6th, 2016

lmao


Ciroc Obama

(autist-in-residence)


3:37 PM - July 6th, 2016


Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate


4:30 PM - July 6th, 2016


Baltimore Orioles

(J. Timberlake)


7:42 PM - July 6th, 2016


EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!


4:50 PM - March 13th, 2017


boner police

(boner police)


1:48 PM - July 6th, 2016


michael doodikoff


2:29 PM - July 6th, 2016

180 stuff. Love it.


Let\'s call the boys. Let\'s run a train.


3:02 PM - July 6th, 2016

Omg 180


borders


3:17 PM - July 6th, 2016

180 tree man


Judas Jones


3:18 PM - July 6th, 2016

Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?


xo shapovalov


11:03 AM - July 7th, 2016


acr

(I cherish women. Do we love our women, folks?)


3:23 PM - July 6th, 2016


Ciroc Obama

(autist-in-residence)


3:35 PM - July 6th, 2016

tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo


Golden Grahams Social Media Intern Condemning Hate


4:30 PM - July 6th, 2016


Alex Jones


2:22 PM - June 17th, 2017


Putin

(Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.)


5:03 PM - July 6th, 2016

Both rock hard and laughing.

180, brother.


{:{|}


5:47 PM - July 6th, 2016

This has the potential to become a popular genre for millennial males.


gibberish


6:35 PM - July 6th, 2016

Read this 50 times now and still not seeing how this bro is racist.


Ciroc Obama

(autist-in-residence)


7:47 PM - July 6th, 2016

(racist neighbor)


les


7:22 PM - July 6th, 2016


bowlcut autist


8:51 PM - July 6th, 2016

tyft


disabled CA man wheeling towards a small business


9:00 PM - July 6th, 2016

Not that interesting, but thanks for trying so hard.


EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!

( )


10:38 AM - July 7th, 2016

(susan)


Mr. Eeyore, Esq.

(blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)


10:58 AM - July 7th, 2016


dirte


11:46 AM - July 7th, 2016


.....,////..........

(brother Slashmo)


12:22 PM - December 15th, 2016


(((Asst. A.G. David Lee Rothstein)))


5:17 PM - March 13th, 2017


Mr. Eeyore, Esq.

(blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)


10:59 AM - July 7th, 2016

thank u for outstanding attention to detail

e.g. the Korean neighbor who couldn't whistle


Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180


1:44 PM - July 10th, 2016

Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle.


michael doodikoff


12:28 PM - December 15th, 2016


endorsed by ICEngard


5:31 PM - March 13th, 2017


A Jurisprudence is Performed


12:31 PM - May 19th, 2017

amazing


EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!

( )


12:11 PM - December 15th, 2016


bowlcut autist


12:24 PM - December 15th, 2016

solid bump


the gorgon


1:32 PM - December 15th, 2016

"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept."


longmo


3:38 PM - December 15th, 2016


Subtle Hipster Troll

(Semi-Retired)


10:41 PM - December 15th, 2016


charlie brown


4:58 PM - March 13th, 2017


Risten


5:36 PM - March 13th, 2017


EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!


12:20 PM - May 19th, 2017


Libs died. 180!


12:21 PM - May 19th, 2017

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michael doodikoff


12:30 PM - May 19th, 2017

there is some hilarious detail in almost every single sentence of the OP. Brilliant.


Libs died. 180!


12:31 PM - May 19th, 2017

so true


prince


11:53 PM - May 19th, 2017


charlie brown

(*unzips*)


11:51 PM - May 19th, 2017


charlie brown

(* .)


1:20 AM - June 17th, 2017

courtesy bump


Piglet


11:24 AM - June 17th, 2017


Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180


11:25 AM - June 17th, 2017


EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!


9:14 PM - July 12th, 2017

Anniversary bump


charlie brown

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9:23 PM - July 12th, 2017


Autistic Chad spanking ur wife like metronome


9:28 PM - July 12th, 2017

180


Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180


9:31 PM - July 12th, 2017


Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)


9:39 PM - July 12th, 2017

Tree Man is a personal hero of mine.


baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership


9:44 PM - July 12th, 2017


Stringer Bell Gunning in Macroecon Class


9:48 PM - July 12th, 2017

it's insane how good this is


prince


2:08 AM - July 22nd, 2017


charlie brown

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2:02 AM - July 22nd, 2017


Slow Children Playing


7:58 AM - July 22nd, 2017