*finds spider in bed* *finds another spider* *goes back to sleep*

...
birds (retired)  02/28/16
*wakes back up* *eats one spider* *smiles* *goes back to ...
zarathustra  02/28/16
*wakes back up* *gives birth to 3000 spiders*
birds (retired)  02/28/16
...
charlie brown  08/10/17
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zarathustra  03/10/16
...
birds (retired)  03/10/16
they're just watching over you bro. spider 1: "how i...
Sarah Hyland's nuclear Korean bulgogi farts  03/10/16
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birds (retired)  04/11/16
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A Jurisprudence is Performed  08/10/17
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pepito  08/10/17
"Still on that message board, though."
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  08/10/17
*finds a third spider*
birds (retired)  05/14/16
have you checked bathtub? found big one there this morning,...
_(o} _{o)_  05/14/16
:(
birds (retired)  05/14/16
:((
_(o} _{o)_  05/14/16


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birds (retired)


4:18 AM - February 28th, 2016


zarathustra


4:25 AM - February 28th, 2016

*wakes back up*

*eats one spider*

*smiles*

*goes back to sleep*


birds (retired)


4:35 AM - February 28th, 2016

*wakes back up* *gives birth to 3000 spiders*


charlie brown

(* .)


10:21 PM - August 10th, 2017


zarathustra


5:29 AM - March 10th, 2016


birds (retired)


10:22 AM - March 10th, 2016


Sarah Hyland\'s nuclear Korean bulgogi farts


10:29 AM - March 10th, 2016

they're just watching over you bro.

spider 1: "how is the human doing bro?"

spider 2: "he all right bro, he all right."


birds (retired)


9:53 AM - April 11th, 2016


A Jurisprudence is Performed


4:49 PM - August 10th, 2017


pepito


4:50 PM - August 10th, 2017


biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

(LM95)


10:28 PM - August 10th, 2017

"Still on that message board, though."


birds (retired)


3:10 AM - May 14th, 2016

*finds a third spider*


_(o} _{o)_


3:15 AM - May 14th, 2016

have you checked bathtub?

found big one there this morning, twas <120


birds (retired)


3:18 AM - May 14th, 2016

:(


_(o} _{o)_


3:26 AM - May 14th, 2016

:((