|Sarah Hyland's nuclear Korean bulgogi farts||03/10/16|
|A Jurisprudence is Performed||08/10/17|
|biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm||08/10/17|
*wakes back up*
*eats one spider*
*goes back to sleep*
*wakes back up* *gives birth to 3000 spiders*
Sarah Hyland\'s nuclear Korean bulgogi farts
they're just watching over you bro.
spider 1: "how is the human doing bro?"
spider 2: "he all right bro, he all right."
A Jurisprudence is Performed
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
"Still on that message board, though."
*finds a third spider*
have you checked bathtub?
found big one there this morning, twas <120