RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald"

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MPYay!  11/12/14
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MPYay!  11/12/14
The legend lives on from the Lenape on down Of the big isle...
From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill  11/12/14
180
MPYay!  11/12/14
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~~(>' ' )>  11/12/14
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gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad  11/12/14
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krak69  11/12/14
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old John L.  11/12/14
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flyfisher110  11/12/14
Both this and op are brilliant
Sid Meier  11/12/14
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1994 Stephen Malkmus  11/12/14
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Rust Austen  11/12/14
This is some pretty sick shit lil brah.
Rudolph  11/12/14
(RSF's dad showing RSF the private jet he bought with 9/11 b...
wgwagman8  11/12/14
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.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  11/14/14
lol holy shit lold hard
Memph Bleek  12/17/14
This, coming from you?
,.,.,.,....,.,:,....,..:,,.,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,.  11/12/14
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Rust Austen  11/12/14
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better call saul  11/12/14
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kenny  11/12/14
this is seriously brilliant
.....................:......:::.......;...........  11/12/14
Lol. Earl?
boyfriend  11/12/14
180^180^1800000
.,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,  11/12/14
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande  11/12/14
180
...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,  11/12/14
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"'""""'"  11/12/14
holy shit
Benzo  11/12/14
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,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.  11/13/14
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.,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..  12/17/14
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Benzo (/Vigger)  09/11/15
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...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.  06/05/16
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'"'""'"  12/03/16
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eel  02/20/17
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Judas Jones  11/12/14
mean but I loled
guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  11/12/14
The legend is told up in Luftansa gold Where the seats are ...
Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande  11/12/14
180
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.  11/12/14
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evan29  11/12/14
this killed me
.....................:......:::.......;...........  11/12/14
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~~(>' ' )>  11/12/14
My god. Instant classic
"'"""'''''''''  11/12/14
180
...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,  11/12/14
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Titus Pullo  11/12/14
1 | 8 | 0
gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad  11/12/14
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MPYay!  11/12/14
CLIII
MPYay!  11/12/14
Well that's a 180
Rachmiel will ban me if I misbehave.  11/12/14
180000000000
boyfriend  11/12/14
...
"'""""'"  11/12/14
Damn. That is some 180 work.
IronMonkey  11/12/14
holy SHIT
'baughdogEAT  11/12/14
Jesus Christ, you are the Michael Jordan of this shit Ver...
1994 Stephen Malkmus  11/12/14
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.,,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::.,  11/12/14
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Thomas Smith, your landscaper  11/12/14
180
OberTRUMPENfuerhur  11/12/14
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.,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,  12/17/14
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.,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..  09/13/15
amazing
solace 8 wallace  11/12/14
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krak69  11/12/14
Holy shit I usually think posters overrated these but this o...
jeremy nguyen  11/12/14
...
Benzo  11/12/14
Nice work per usual. Yours makes me wish I had fleshed mine ...
From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill  11/12/14
TY, I'm just honored I gave you two the chance to shine.
MPYay!  11/12/14
Unreal. We are lucky to have you here. "Bankers toiling...
leolenin  11/12/14
wtf
kenny  11/12/14
180
Rust Austen  11/12/14
1 fucking 80
...;.;::..,.:;...;.;..,.:.:;..;.  11/12/14
unmitigated 180
.,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,  11/12/14
one hundred and eighty
.,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'  11/12/14
190
boot to the head  11/12/14
Earl, you could be are generation's Weird Al Yankovic.
hombre de' guerra  11/12/14
I bet even RSFs dad would give this a 180
,.,...,..,.,.;,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,  11/12/14
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"'"""'''''''''  11/12/14
180
scp  11/13/14
...
,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.  11/13/14
Still amazing
"'"""'''''''''  11/13/14
180 zillion
.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  11/14/14
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.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  11/18/14
180
guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  11/18/14
Earl you are wasting your talents here
longwangpoontang  11/18/14
god damn earl 180
twist  11/18/14
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Daniel Day-Lewis (retired)  11/18/14
unqualified 180 i had no idea earl was anything but a typ...
Mike Yanagita  11/18/14
My god, this is why I keep coming here
Magical Asian Assurance Company  11/18/14
180
fat  11/18/14
If you haven't sung this with the song playing in the backgr...
A certain chill type of heteroflexible sexuality  11/19/14
...
MPYay!  11/19/14
I've sung and played it on piano
Thomas Smith, your landscaper  11/19/14
post vid
McBeef Sled  11/19/14
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1994 Stephen Malkmus  09/11/15
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MPYay!  11/19/14
I did that this morning / eerie and 180
longwangpoontang  11/21/14
180
ljl  11/19/14
amazing
don't run eichenwald-san tentacle-kun sees u  11/19/14
...
Aspie Pickup Line  11/24/14
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les  11/24/14
180.
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:  12/05/14
180
actual medical doctor  12/17/14
180. What year is it? This can't be the product of XO 2014.
Senator R. "Claythereum" Davis  12/17/14
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.,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,  12/17/14
180000000
Mance Rayder  12/17/14
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Autismo the Vaccine Bear  01/26/15
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A certain chill type of heteroflexible sexuality  04/03/15
never forget
nyuug  05/15/15
Amazing.
Jocko Willink  06/14/15
180 historic post
433  06/14/15
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.,.,,.,.,,.,.,:,,:,;.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  09/11/15
Dip this fucker in bronze
Benzo (/Vigger)  09/11/15
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  11/28/15
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.,,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::.,  09/13/15
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charlie brown  09/13/15
RSF please respond
...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,  09/13/15
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  11/28/15
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flyfisher110  11/28/15
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actual medical doctor  12/28/15
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...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.  04/08/16
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ImAJeep  04/08/16
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Dr. Cool  06/05/16
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epictetus' leg  09/11/16
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'"'''''"''''''  09/11/16
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charlie brown  12/10/16
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JFC  12/12/16
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Rudolph  04/05/17
holy FUCK how have I never seen this before best poast on t...
NOT mpa  06/10/17
...
Ciroc Obama  06/16/17
lol
MoreDoughHi  06/16/17
Blank bump if you love rsf
jeremy nguyen  11/12/14
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MPYay!  11/12/14
...
Benzo  11/12/14
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.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.  11/12/14
http://miltonfitzstapler.ytmnd.com/
.,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,  11/12/14
Under appreciated
longwangpoontang  06/13/15
JFC 180^180^180
longwangpoontang  11/12/14
jesus christ a seriously strong thread here
.,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'  11/12/14
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''"'''"'''"'  11/12/14
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Don Kihote  11/12/14
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kenny  11/12/14
Blank
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme  11/12/14
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande  11/14/14
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande  11/18/14
great thread
Until now, I thought it was called manga  11/12/14
1 8 0
McBeef Sled  11/13/14
top thread of 2014 candidate here, d00ds.
nyuug  11/13/14
rach seems like he's in a generous mood--we should get him t...
'"""'"'''  11/13/14
...
Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande  11/13/14
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MPYay!  11/13/14
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.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  11/14/14
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Benzo  11/18/14
...
hombre de' guerra  11/18/14
All credit goes to earl but here is an edited and imho sligh...
FAT FUCKING JELQBEAST 249.6  11/18/14
this version is a bit better, though it pains me to say it
Mike Yanagita  11/19/14
a mere gloss on perfection
longwangpoontang  12/17/14
Good work but did I miss seeing a redline from you? Thanks.
JFC  06/13/15
trigger warning next time plz
SR  09/13/15
Why would you do this
1994 Stephen Malkmus  09/11/15
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...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.  04/08/16
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1994 Stephen Malkmus  11/18/14
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Magical Asian Assurance Company  11/20/14
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  11/20/14
http://bavatuesdays.com/files/2013/10/tumblr_mm6h5uDUYN1qanm...
guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  11/21/14
180 legendary xoxo gold
JohnPaulStevens  11/24/14
...
Benzo  11/26/14
...
longwangpoontang  12/03/14
This is fantastic
evan39  12/05/14
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''"'''"'''"'  12/16/14
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MPYay!  12/17/14
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'''''"'  12/17/14
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'"""'"'''  01/13/15
...
longwangpoontang  01/19/15
...
.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  01/26/15
Germanwings bump
longwangpoontang  04/02/15
...
''"'''"'''"'  06/03/15
Pretty soon we'll have enough of these to put a full album t...
.,.,,,.,,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.  06/03/15
...
''"'''"'''"'  06/13/15
...
..,.,...,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,..,:,.,.:..,.  06/13/15
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcgRCe0Yfi He needs to do the whol...
.,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,.,...,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,  06/14/15
Omg 180
433  06/14/15
please
'"'''"''''"  09/13/15
!!! can we get the whole thing done please
...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,  09/13/15
180
longwangpoontang  10/04/15
holy fuck this is 180
.,.,..,,.,,.,.,:,,:,;..,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::.  10/04/15
180
OberTRUMPENfuerhur  11/11/15
...
kenny  06/14/15
...
longwangpoontang  08/26/15
...
kenny  09/11/15
...
guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  09/11/15
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""'""'  09/11/15
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JFC  10/04/15
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.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  11/10/15
Bump in memory of the 29 men who died on the Edmund Fitzgera...
Library Bathroom Holocaust  11/10/15
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.,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..  11/11/15
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway  11/29/15
Dennis needs to sing this
Chaim Thundercuck  12/09/15
...
''"'''"'''"'  12/12/15
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''"'''"'''"'  12/13/15
...
longwangpoontang  03/12/16
RSF oddly absent
.,.,...,...,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  04/08/16
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...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.  06/05/16
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...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.  04/08/16
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longwangpoontang  06/04/16
...
JFC  06/05/16
TBF, this all seems a bit over RSF's head
pethereum  06/05/16
...
.,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,  07/19/16
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...,,.,,,,.,,,....,...,...,..,,.,  07/19/16
12 Days to the BIG ANNIVERSARY BLOWOUT
longwangpoontang  08/30/16
...
longwangpoontang  09/10/16
...
Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande  09/11/16
i love how RSF literally partied with xoxo nyc crew yesterda...
nyuug  09/11/16
JFC
JFC  12/12/16
DC BUMP
longwangpoontang  10/27/16
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.  12/08/16
good song
Eugene xo  12/10/16
still the greatest thing i have read on this bort
a dorky loser with high standards  12/12/16
...
a dorky loser with high standards  03/11/17
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charlie brown  04/27/17
...
.,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,  02/18/17
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.,.,...,...,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  03/28/17
Not flame last Mon we closed down this dive bar and one of t...
The DONALD J TRUMP JUGGERNAUT  03/28/17
180
longwangpoontang  04/05/17
...
Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande  04/05/17
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charlie brown  06/10/17


Poast new message in this thread



MPYay!


9:57 AM - November 12th, 2014


MPYay!


10:03 AM - November 12th, 2014


From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill


10:21 AM - November 12th, 2014

The legend lives on from the Lenape on down

Of the big isle they call Manna-hata

The isle, it is said, never gives up her dead

When the skies of September turn gloomy

With a load of financial lore six thousand pounds more

Than Cantor Fitz's leasehold weighed empty

That good tower and true was a bone to be chewed

When the planes of September came early


MPYay!


10:22 AM - November 12th, 2014

180


~~(>\' \' )>


10:23 AM - November 12th, 2014


gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad


10:51 AM - November 12th, 2014


krak69


10:56 AM - November 12th, 2014


old John L.


11:28 AM - November 12th, 2014


flyfisher110


11:33 AM - November 12th, 2014


Sid Meier


11:45 AM - November 12th, 2014

Both this and op are brilliant


1994 Stephen Malkmus


12:21 PM - November 12th, 2014


Rust Austen


6:30 PM - November 12th, 2014


Rudolph


11:49 AM - November 12th, 2014

This is some pretty sick shit lil brah.


wgwagman8


12:39 PM - November 12th, 2014

(RSF's dad showing RSF the private jet he bought with 9/11 blood money)


.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


9:37 PM - November 14th, 2014


Memph Bleek


9:04 PM - December 17th, 2014

lol holy shit lold hard


,.,.,.,....,.,:,....,..:,,.,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,.


12:44 PM - November 12th, 2014

This, coming from you?


Rust Austen


12:40 PM - November 12th, 2014


better call saul


12:43 PM - November 12th, 2014


kenny


12:50 PM - November 12th, 2014


.....................:......:::.......;...........


1:26 PM - November 12th, 2014

this is seriously brilliant


boyfriend


1:34 PM - November 12th, 2014

Lol. Earl?


.,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,


3:39 PM - November 12th, 2014

180^180^1800000


Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande

(earl)


5:15 PM - November 12th, 2014


...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


5:16 PM - November 12th, 2014

180


\"\'\"\"\"\"\'\"


5:39 PM - November 12th, 2014


Benzo

(coke zero)


6:11 PM - November 12th, 2014

holy shit


,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.


7:35 AM - November 13th, 2014


.,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..


1:50 AM - December 17th, 2014


Benzo (/Vigger)


11:40 AM - September 11th, 2015


...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.


3:35 PM - June 5th, 2016


\'\"\'\"\"\'\"


6:58 PM - December 3rd, 2016


eel


12:25 PM - February 20th, 2017


Judas Jones


10:22 AM - November 12th, 2014


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


12:02 PM - November 12th, 2014

mean but I loled


Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande

(earl)


5:07 PM - November 12th, 2014

The legend is told up in Luftansa gold

Where the seats are all ninety reclinin’

A soft double chin and a hedonist grin

Spoke of fortune from three thousand dyin’

“On the hundred first floor through a solid oak door

That’s where Cantor Fitzgerald fared poorly

Bankers toiling in vain, Allah sent in a plane

And my payday, September came early!”

>>>>

“It started for pa, another day in shitlaw,

Watching bankers in Maybachs admirin’

But his fortunes would turn as the steel girders burn

And he followed the sound of the siren.

Some blamed this man hiding in Pakistan

Or ‘the Jews’ for the terror invited

But the wisest men knew it made more sense to sue

The airlines, AA and United”

>>>>

“As the settlement wraps, widows fighting for scraps,

And the limelight, with old Mayor Rudy.

I’ll just pay my rent with his forty percent,

With enough left for cocaine and booty.

Some say you’re insane to profit from the pain

But those fools, they just lack the hunger

So they spit on the face of men in the right place,

Like my pops and George Bush the younger.”

>>>>

The man finished his drink, and he gave me a wink

As he pulled out his iPad, so glossy

“Now get back into coach, you fucking prole roach”

“I’ve gotta pwn this asshole Gay Posse”

I made my retreat back to my middle seat

Thinking how I could profit from peril…

And sit on a throne, made from burnt human bone

like the wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald!


.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.


5:08 PM - November 12th, 2014

180


evan29


5:17 PM - November 12th, 2014


.....................:......:::.......;...........


5:18 PM - November 12th, 2014

this killed me


~~(>\' \' )>


5:27 PM - November 12th, 2014


\"\'\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'


5:33 PM - November 12th, 2014

My god. Instant classic


...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


5:34 PM - November 12th, 2014

180


Titus Pullo


5:36 PM - November 12th, 2014


gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad


5:36 PM - November 12th, 2014

1 | 8 | 0


MPYay!


5:36 PM - November 12th, 2014


MPYay!


5:45 PM - November 12th, 2014

CLIII


Rachmiel will ban me if I misbehave.


5:39 PM - November 12th, 2014

Well that's a 180


boyfriend


5:39 PM - November 12th, 2014

180000000000


\"\'\"\"\"\"\'\"


5:39 PM - November 12th, 2014


IronMonkey


5:44 PM - November 12th, 2014

Damn. That is some 180 work.


\'baughdogEAT


5:51 PM - November 12th, 2014

holy SHIT


1994 Stephen Malkmus


5:55 PM - November 12th, 2014

Jesus Christ, you are the Michael Jordan of this shit

Very kind of you to let the other dood enjoy a respectable column of blankbumps before unleashing this monster


.,,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::.,


6:08 PM - November 12th, 2014


Thomas Smith, your landscaper


7:20 PM - November 12th, 2014


OberTRUMPENfuerhur


11:16 PM - November 12th, 2014

180


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2:44 AM - December 17th, 2014


.,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..


3:42 AM - September 13th, 2015


solace 8 wallace


6:07 PM - November 12th, 2014

amazing


krak69


6:08 PM - November 12th, 2014


jeremy nguyen


6:10 PM - November 12th, 2014

Holy shit I usually think posters overrated these but this one is 180.

I like how you are most likely posting this from a law firm computer at work too.


Benzo

(coke zero)


6:14 PM - November 12th, 2014


From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill


6:18 PM - November 12th, 2014

Nice work per usual. Yours makes me wish I had fleshed mine out more.

Props to the OP too.


MPYay!


6:23 PM - November 12th, 2014

TY, I'm just honored I gave you two the chance to shine.


leolenin


6:29 PM - November 12th, 2014

Unreal. We are lucky to have you here. "Bankers toiling in vain, Allah sent in a plane" jfc


kenny


6:29 PM - November 12th, 2014

wtf


Rust Austen


6:32 PM - November 12th, 2014

180


...;.;::..,.:;...;.;..,.:.:;..;.


6:38 PM - November 12th, 2014

1 fucking 80


.,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,


6:38 PM - November 12th, 2014

unmitigated 180


.,;\'.,;\'.,.;\'.,.;\'.,,.;,;.;,.\'\'\';[;.,,\'


7:22 PM - November 12th, 2014

one hundred and eighty


boot to the head

(harrison)


7:29 PM - November 12th, 2014

190


hombre de\' guerra

(man o' war)


10:10 PM - November 12th, 2014

Earl, you could be are generation's Weird Al Yankovic.


,.,...,..,.,.;,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,


10:51 PM - November 12th, 2014

I bet even RSFs dad would give this a 180


\"\'\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'


11:34 PM - November 12th, 2014


scp


7:27 AM - November 13th, 2014

180


,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.


7:35 AM - November 13th, 2014


\"\'\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'


4:43 PM - November 13th, 2014

Still amazing


.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


9:39 PM - November 14th, 2014

180 zillion


.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


2:23 PM - November 18th, 2014


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


2:24 PM - November 18th, 2014

180


longwangpoontang


3:26 PM - November 18th, 2014

Earl you are wasting your talents here


twist


3:26 PM - November 18th, 2014

god damn earl 180


Daniel Day-Lewis (retired)


3:30 PM - November 18th, 2014


Mike Yanagita


3:38 PM - November 18th, 2014

unqualified 180

i had no idea earl was anything but a typical lawyer until this post


Magical Asian Assurance Company


3:42 PM - November 18th, 2014

My god, this is why I keep coming here


fat


6:39 PM - November 18th, 2014

180


A certain chill type of heteroflexible sexuality

(sarc)


9:14 PM - November 19th, 2014

If you haven't sung this with the song playing in the background you haven't lived yet.

holy shit.


MPYay!


9:18 PM - November 19th, 2014


Thomas Smith, your landscaper


9:21 PM - November 19th, 2014

I've sung and played it on piano


McBeef Sled

(Meatbrawl)


9:24 PM - November 19th, 2014

post vid


1994 Stephen Malkmus


9:24 AM - September 11th, 2015


MPYay!


9:28 PM - November 19th, 2014


longwangpoontang


12:41 PM - November 21st, 2014

I did that this morning / eerie and 180


ljl

(Heh.)


9:21 PM - November 19th, 2014

180


don\'t run eichenwald-san tentacle-kun sees u


10:22 PM - November 19th, 2014

amazing


Aspie Pickup Line


1:41 AM - November 24th, 2014


les


10:53 PM - November 24th, 2014


,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:


12:04 AM - December 5th, 2014

180.


actual medical doctor


2:10 AM - December 17th, 2014

180


Senator R. \"Claythereum\" Davis

(semi retired 4/23)


2:17 AM - December 17th, 2014

180. What year is it? This can't be the product of XO 2014.


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2:32 AM - December 17th, 2014


Mance Rayder

(, the poaster, mance rayder)


10:25 AM - December 17th, 2014

180000000


Autismo the Vaccine Bear

(bt@clownpenis.fart)


1:40 PM - January 26th, 2015


A certain chill type of heteroflexible sexuality

(sarc)


3:19 PM - April 3rd, 2015


nyuug

(White girl uploading reaction video to Big Bang - Bae Bae)


4:18 AM - May 15th, 2015

never forget


Jocko Willink


1:28 PM - June 14th, 2015

Amazing.


433


1:30 PM - June 14th, 2015

180 historic post


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7:13 AM - September 11th, 2015


Benzo (/Vigger)


11:47 AM - September 11th, 2015

Dip this fucker in bronze


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


6:26 PM - November 28th, 2015


.,,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::.,


3:32 AM - September 13th, 2015


charlie brown


8:36 AM - September 13th, 2015


...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,


8:51 AM - September 13th, 2015

RSF please respond


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


5:57 PM - November 28th, 2015


flyfisher110


6:24 PM - November 28th, 2015


actual medical doctor


1:38 AM - December 28th, 2015


...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.


1:03 AM - April 8th, 2016


ImAJeep

(beep beep)


1:35 AM - April 8th, 2016


Dr. Cool


3:59 PM - June 5th, 2016


epictetus\' leg


8:54 PM - September 11th, 2016


\'\"\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'\'\'


9:01 PM - September 11th, 2016


charlie brown


6:08 AM - December 10th, 2016


JFC


9:01 PM - December 12th, 2016


Rudolph


1:45 PM - April 5th, 2017


NOT mpa

(u$po)


2:20 PM - June 10th, 2017

holy FUCK how have I never seen this before

best poast on the site


Ciroc Obama


8:36 PM - June 16th, 2017


MoreDoughHi


8:43 PM - June 16th, 2017

lol


jeremy nguyen


5:58 PM - November 12th, 2014

Blank bump if you love rsf


MPYay!


5:59 PM - November 12th, 2014


Benzo

(coke zero)


6:21 PM - November 12th, 2014


.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.


6:21 PM - November 12th, 2014


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6:28 PM - November 12th, 2014

http://miltonfitzstapler.ytmnd.com/


longwangpoontang


6:56 PM - June 13th, 2015

Under appreciated


longwangpoontang


6:36 PM - November 12th, 2014

JFC

180^180^180


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7:22 PM - November 12th, 2014

jesus christ a seriously strong thread here


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9:59 PM - November 12th, 2014


Don Kihote


10:00 PM - November 12th, 2014


kenny


10:33 PM - November 12th, 2014


AZNgirl delighted by \'smudge\' meme


11:13 PM - November 12th, 2014

Blank


Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande

(earl)


2:05 PM - November 14th, 2014


Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande

(earl)


2:21 PM - November 18th, 2014


Until now, I thought it was called manga


11:14 PM - November 12th, 2014

great thread


McBeef Sled

(being an obtuse faggot for the lulz)


2:04 AM - November 13th, 2014

1 8 0


nyuug


4:35 AM - November 13th, 2014

top thread of 2014 candidate here, d00ds.


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4:40 AM - November 13th, 2014

rach seems like he's in a generous mood--we should get him to sticky this


Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande

(earl)


4:23 PM - November 13th, 2014


MPYay!


4:27 PM - November 13th, 2014


.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


9:36 PM - November 14th, 2014


Benzo

(coke zero)


3:27 PM - November 18th, 2014


hombre de\' guerra

(man o' war)


4:14 PM - November 18th, 2014


FAT FUCKING JELQBEAST 249.6


4:29 PM - November 18th, 2014

All credit goes to earl but here is an edited and imho slightly improved version of his masterwork:

The legend is told up in Lufthansa gold

Where the seats are all ninety reclinin’.

A soft double chin and a hedonist grin

Spoke of fortune from three thousand dyin’.

“On the hundred first floor through a solid oak door

Is where Cantor Fitzgerald fared poorly.

Bankers toiling in vain, Allah sent in a plane

And my September payday came early!”

>>>>

“It started for pa, 'nother day in shitlaw,

Watching bankers in Maybachs, admirin’.

But his fortunes would turn as the steel girders burn'd

And he followed the sound of the siren.

Some blamed a brown man hiding in Pakistan

Or ‘the Jews’ for the terror incited.

But the wisest men knew it made more sense to sue

The two airlines, AA and United.”

>>>>

“As the settlement wraps, widows fight over scraps,

And the limelight, with old Mayor Rudy.

I will pay for my rent with his forty percent,

With enough left for cocaine and booty.

Some say it's insane to profit from pain

But those faggots, they just lack the hunger.

So they spit in the faces of men in high places,

Like my papa and George Bush the younger.”

>>>>

He finished his drink and he gave me a wink

As he pulled out his iPad, so glossy.

“Now get back to coach, you prole fucking roach

I must pwn this dumb asshole Gay Posse.”

So I made my retreat back to my middle seat

Wond'ring how I could profit from peril,

And sit on a throne made from burnt human bone

like the wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald!


Mike Yanagita


9:23 PM - November 19th, 2014

this version is a bit better, though it pains me to say it


longwangpoontang


8:41 PM - December 17th, 2014

a mere gloss on perfection


JFC


7:01 PM - June 13th, 2015

Good work but did I miss seeing a redline from you? Thanks.


SR


8:43 AM - September 13th, 2015

trigger warning next time plz


1994 Stephen Malkmus


9:29 AM - September 11th, 2015

Why would you do this


...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.


1:11 AM - April 8th, 2016


1994 Stephen Malkmus


6:26 PM - November 18th, 2014


Magical Asian Assurance Company


12:06 PM - November 20th, 2014


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


12:11 PM - November 20th, 2014


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


9:56 AM - November 21st, 2014

http://bavatuesdays.com/files/2013/10/tumblr_mm6h5uDUYN1qanmclo1_1280.gif


JohnPaulStevens

(K)


10:51 PM - November 24th, 2014

180 legendary xoxo gold


Benzo

(coke zero)


4:22 AM - November 26th, 2014


longwangpoontang


5:53 PM - December 3rd, 2014


evan39


12:06 AM - December 5th, 2014

This is fantastic


\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'


7:03 PM - December 16th, 2014


MPYay!

(trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com)


10:27 AM - December 17th, 2014


\'\'\'\'\'\"\'


9:03 PM - December 17th, 2014


\'\"\"\"\'\"\'\'\'


4:19 PM - January 13th, 2015


longwangpoontang


2:04 AM - January 19th, 2015


.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


1:36 PM - January 26th, 2015


longwangpoontang


2:54 PM - April 2nd, 2015

Germanwings bump


\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'


4:55 PM - June 3rd, 2015


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4:58 PM - June 3rd, 2015

Pretty soon we'll have enough of these to put a full album together


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5:03 PM - June 13th, 2015


..,.,...,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,..,:,.,.:..,.


6:35 PM - June 13th, 2015


.,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,.,...,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,


2:48 PM - June 14th, 2015

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcgRCe0Yfi

He needs to do the whole song


433


2:51 PM - June 14th, 2015

Omg 180


\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'\"


3:43 AM - September 13th, 2015

please


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8:52 AM - September 13th, 2015

!!! can we get the whole thing done please


longwangpoontang


4:36 PM - October 4th, 2015

180


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4:56 PM - October 4th, 2015

holy fuck this is 180


OberTRUMPENfuerhur


12:51 AM - November 11th, 2015

180


kenny


2:51 PM - June 14th, 2015


longwangpoontang


9:19 AM - August 26th, 2015


kenny


4:59 AM - September 11th, 2015


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


10:57 AM - September 11th, 2015


\"\"\'\"\"\'


11:43 AM - September 11th, 2015


JFC


5:13 PM - October 4th, 2015


.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


11:42 AM - November 10th, 2015


Library Bathroom Holocaust

(https://youtu.be/UX_l2InVI5c?t=8s)


7:45 PM - November 10th, 2015

Bump in memory of the 29 men who died on the Edmund Fitzgerald


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12:58 AM - November 11th, 2015


guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway


11:15 AM - November 29th, 2015


Chaim Thundercuck

(32 year old shrew on okc with "never settle" as her tag line)


2:44 PM - December 9th, 2015

Dennis needs to sing this


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2:03 PM - December 12th, 2015


\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'


12:32 AM - December 13th, 2015


longwangpoontang


11:45 AM - March 12th, 2016


.,.,...,...,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


9:10 AM - April 8th, 2016

RSF oddly absent


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4:00 PM - June 5th, 2016


...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.


12:44 PM - April 8th, 2016


longwangpoontang


6:55 PM - June 4th, 2016


JFC


7:03 PM - June 5th, 2016


pethereum

(R)


8:19 PM - June 5th, 2016

TBF, this all seems a bit over RSF's head


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4:31 PM - July 19th, 2016


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4:33 PM - July 19th, 2016


longwangpoontang


8:24 PM - August 30th, 2016

12 Days to the BIG ANNIVERSARY BLOWOUT


longwangpoontang


11:21 AM - September 10th, 2016


Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande

(earl)


7:55 PM - September 11th, 2016


nyuug

(18 yr old American girl ridin dat Yellow Monster Gangnam Style)


8:50 PM - September 11th, 2016

i love how RSF literally partied with xoxo nyc crew yesterday on 9/11

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3347778&mc=61&forum_id=2


JFC


9:02 PM - December 12th, 2016

JFC


longwangpoontang


9:48 PM - October 27th, 2016

DC BUMP


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9:24 PM - December 8th, 2016


Eugene xo

(Genie smooth)


6:12 AM - December 10th, 2016

good song


a dorky loser with high standards


8:58 PM - December 12th, 2016

still the greatest thing i have read on this bort


a dorky loser with high standards


1:44 PM - March 11th, 2017


charlie brown


5:15 PM - April 27th, 2017


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11:54 PM - February 18th, 2017


.,.,...,...,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


5:01 PM - March 28th, 2017


The DONALD J TRUMP JUGGERNAUT


5:04 PM - March 28th, 2017

Not flame last Mon we closed down this dive bar and one of the guys played the original Edmund Fitzgerald song on his phone and I thought of Earl and lol'd.


longwangpoontang


1:39 PM - April 5th, 2017

180


Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande

(earl)


1:40 PM - April 5th, 2017


charlie brown

(* .)


2:11 PM - June 10th, 2017